What if pikachu was a pimp lol? What kind of job would he give you beside prostituting. Pikachu will give me job as a slapper lol

When he get mad. He use me for anger issue lol.
Pikachu: Stand still!!!!
*Slap*
MultiWalkthrough: Ouch....come on man please let me go!!!

*Slap*
Pikachu: Shut you a** up...pika!!!
*Slap*
MultiWalkthrough: Omg.....Someone.....Anyone....Help Me!!!! GameAnyone please help!!!!
*Slap*
Pikachu: Say one more word!!! Say one more word again!!! I dare you!! I double dare you mothertrucka!!! Say it!! Say it!!!
Dont mess with pikachu

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